I kind of don't have a topic

"Box of Secrets-Original Mix" by Zarif

I have no reason behind this song. I don't have a topic therefore, no reason.

So I guess I'llllll dooo...

Another trope analysis?

Nah, those require too much work.

Please take into account that I have a show on Netflix waiting for me as I type this sentence.

How do I BS this post to leave you all satisfied and do it quickly?

Well.

I guess I should tell another story?

No, I'm not in creative mode.

WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO?!

I'll just use http://listofrandomwords.com/ and connect all of those words somewhat coherently.

Basically a story with training wheels.

This might be even harder than I thought...

We'll start simple. 5 words.

If I do this again, the number may increase.

Here is the list:

• geoffrey
• unreversed
• undemonstrableness
• cordelia
• burmite

DA HELL'S A BURMITE???

DAG-NABBIT. Now I have to define them too using http://dictionary.reference.com/! 

THEN I tell the story. 

Look what I've gotten myself into...

OK!

Geof·frey

  [jef-ree]  Show IPA

noun

a male given name: from Germanic, meaning “divine peace.”

OMG I HAVE TO USE http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/unreversed THESE TABS ARE ANNOYING

THIS POST IS OVERCOMPLICATING ITSELF

Definition of UNREVERSED

: not reversed

re·verse

  [ri-vurs]  Show IPA adjective, noun, verb, re·versed, re·vers·ing.

adjective

1.

opposite or contrary in position, direction, order, or character: an impression reverse to what wasintended; in reverse sequence.

2.

with the back or rear part toward the observer: the reverse side of a fabric.

3.

pertaining to or producing movement in a mechanism opposite to that made under ordinary runningconditions: a reverse gear; a reverse turbine.

4.

acting in a manner opposite or contrary to that which is usual, as an appliance or apparatus.

5.

noting or pertaining to an image like that seen in a mirror; backward; reversed.

6.

noting or pertaining to printed matter in which what is normally white, as the page of a book, appearsas black, and vice versa.

unreversed

  

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re·verse

  [ri-vurs]  Show IPA adjective, noun, verb, re·versed, re·vers·ing.

adjective

1.

opposite or contrary in position, direction, order, or character: an impression reverse to what wasintended; in reverse sequence.

2.

with the back or rear part toward the observer: the reverse side of a fabric.

3.

pertaining to or producing movement in a mechanism opposite to that made under ordinary runningconditions: a reverse gear; a reverse turbine.

4.

acting in a manner opposite or contrary to that which is usual, as an appliance or apparatus.

5.

noting or pertaining to an image like that seen in a mirror; backward; reversed.

6.

noting or pertaining to printed matter in which what is normally white, as the page of a book, appearsas black, and vice versa

noun

7.

the opposite or contrary of something.

8.

the back or rear of anything.

9.

Numismatics .

a.

the side of a coin, medal, etc., that does not bear the principal design (opposed to obverse ).

b.

the side of an ancient coin that was struck by the upper die.

10.

an adverse change of fortune; a misfortune, check, or defeat: to meet with an unexpected reverse.

11.

Machinery .

a.

the condition of being reversed: to throw an engine into reverse.

b.

a reversing mechanism.

12.

Football. a play on offense in which one back running laterally hands the ball to another back who isrunning in the opposite direction and who then makes either an end run or a cutback.

13.

Bridge. reverse bid.

14.

Printing. printed matter in which areas that normally appear as white are printed in black, and viceversa.

verb (used with object)

15.

to turn in an opposite position; transpose: The printer accidently reversed two chapters of the book.

16.

to turn in the opposite direction; send on the opposite course.

17.

to turn inside out or upside down.

18.

to change the direction of running of (a mechanism).

19.

to cause (a mechanism) to run in a direction opposite to that in which it commonly runs.

20.

to revoke or annul (a decree, judgment, etc.): to reverse a verdict.

21.

to alter to the opposite in character or tendency; change completely.

22.

to turn in the opposite order: to reverse the process of evolution.

23.

Printing. to print as a reverse.

verb (used without object)

24.

to shift into reverse gear: The driver drove forward, then reversed.

25.

(of a mechanism) to be reversed.

26.

to turn or move in the opposite or contrary direction, as in dancing.

27.

Bridge. to make a reverse bid.

de·mon·stra·ble

  [dih-mon-struh-buhl, dem-uhn-]  Show IPA

adjective

1.

capable of being demonstrated or proved.

2.

clearly evident; obvious: a demonstrable lack of concern for the general welfare.

OK THIS IS SCREWING WITH THE FORMATTING AND IT IS UNFIXABLE. 

SO DONE.

HOLY CRAP THERE IS SO MUCH SPACE

NEVER AGAIN. NEVER.

Let's just pretend this post never happened mmkay?

I'm still posting it though. My struggle was somewhat amusing...

I didn't even see the part time accounting ad. I might take that up. 

I had to make everything fuchsia to make things somewhat readable.

I can't fix the words in the green....

OMG my blog bleeds FAIL. Call an ambulance. 

Nope this post has no pulse. I'm afraid it's too late.

WHY DO THE GOOD DIE YOUNG!!!!!!