2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS THING STILL EXISTS. YA'LL JUST DON'T GOT NO EYES TO SEE IT NO MO! But do I care? Obviously not. But. I'm back. So EXPECT. MORE. AWESOME!!

Not enough awesome for you? GO SWAB THE POOP DECK!

So yes the topic of the day will be Power Rangers Mystic Force. Ok. I don't watch that show. But I can already assume what happens in it. sparks. EVERYWHERE. You know? How come the Power Rangers never bleed? Because it's a kids show. Ok. I get it. But what's with those horrid sparks?! I really fail to see the point. Maybe they aren't people at all. Maybe they have so much iron in their blood that when attacked by enemies... Maybe as soon as there is penetration of the skin the sparks go flying. So if one of them ever gets a paper cut, the classroom will change from this: 

Ok, let's do those algebraw thingyz.

TO THIS:

I'm predicting a snow day tomorrow...

Anyways, Mystic Force is a really cool name, so is Dino Thunder, and SPD. (JK. SPD FAILED.) It's like they were hired by Dr. Strange or something. No matter how many sequels there are, it's always the same. People in spandex using sparks and Optimus Prime to take down freaky looking Amphibians. But how about we get even more specific to the Mystic Force episodes...

So according to my sources Mystic Force is the 14th season of Power Rangers. WAIT HERE. 14TH. What is this nonsense? Mystic Force is like, ancient by now... WHAT SEASON COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE ON NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? GEEZ. When it comes to long runs, Power Rangers is the Phantom of the Opera of children's shows. (I only limit it to children's shows because soap operas are just RIDICULOUS when it comes to long runs. In General Hospital, it took TWENTY REAL. WITHOUT ANY TIME SKIPS. YEARS. For two principal characters to get married. Honey, that was before I was born! I know because I saw the marriage and Motherbot was BAWLING.) 

Anyways, the plot is that there is some guy in the Hundred Acre Wood looking for Christopher Robin. He finds another dude, named Nick, to go look for Christopher Robin. Nick is a newcomer in town so he thinks the Hundred Acre Wood is all like:

Would you like some fries with your potato salad?

Everybody else is all scared of the seemingly harmless forest. Others accompany him on his journey, and they realize that the villagers are right. The Hundred Acre Wood is filled with freaky looking evil monsters.

would u lyke sum DEATH with ur DEATH!

Yah. Only the Power Rangers can solve that problem. WHY DOES THIS PLOT STINK SO MUCH?! The moral of the plot SHOULD be "MYSTIC FORCE MEGAZORD GOGOGOGOOOO!!" When the actual moral of the story is "Don't go snooping around in the Hundred Acre Wood. AND DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS." See. Had Nick not spoken to the random guy number 27, he wouldn't have to have the ABSOLUTE BURDEN of saving the world from the horrid creatures of the Hundred Acre Wood. But nooooooooo. You have to be a naive fool!

OH LORD. HIS FACE WREAKS OF DOOFUS!

AAAAAAAAAND to add icing to the gigantic cake of disappointment, he brought other INNOCENT INTELLIGENT bystanders into his orb of stupidity. FOR SHAME NICK. FOR SHAAAME.

And that ends my review. My New Year's resolution is to blog more. (I know this won't happen. New Year's Resolutions never work. No really, If you're resolution was to "stop being condescending" for the past 3 years: get real honey, it ain't happenin'.)