I've been doing nothing all day.

"Jolie Coquine" by Caravan Palace

No really. I've done absolutely nothing. All day.

I was kind of waiting for today to be over because my birthday is tomorrow.

Is that a bad thing?

Well, I can't start feeling guilty now! I'll be A MAN tomorrow. HASHTAG SWAG!!!

Sorry, it won't happen again

I honestly don't understand the importance of 18-hood.

Well, there is the fact that I WILL FINALLY BE OLD ENOUGH TO "CALL NOW" FOR ALL THOSE TOYS I WANTED SO BADLY.

OMG. 

MOON SHOES!

FREAKIN ZOOBOOKS!!!!

IT'S FREAKIN' MUZZY!!!

WOW! It's great. 

I can't wait be old enough to get ripped off by my television through the phone!

IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!