CRAZY GAMSIES

"Flowers" by Terra

Yeah.

I went to Community Class.

We played department jeopardy.

The room quickly changed from this:

Happy flowah fun tyme.

To this:

Welcome to Hell.

Ya see.

Father Ireland was in the room with us.

And he was sassing SO HARD.

I was sassing too.

But he was actually like CHEATING.

Like one of his teammates didn't know the answer and he whispered it.

Then she was all like "OH THAT WASN'T CHEATING I CHANGED MY MIND"

I was all like

I thought they were kidding.

Then it turned out they weren't kidding...

I was mad

My piggy bank of sassy exploded

But it's ok because they didn't get away with it.

Damn straight they didn't get away with it.

But freaking Father Ireland was still sassing about the fact that they cheated and it was honestly disgusting. 

Don't take pride in your cheating.

(I don't think he was REALLY trying to legitimize it. BUT STILL he kept going on and on and on...)

Seriously though

And I don't know him well enough to judge his character...

But his sportsmanship skills...

Not exactly top tier...

But there is nothing inherently terrible about that.

I still didn't want him to win

So I made sure his team (Team Twerk) didn't win by winning.

I love winning...

 

So I saw this movie

"Dibidy Dop-Swing Mix" by Club des Belugas

It was titled Drop Dead Gorgeous...

It was one of the most hilarious movies I have EVER seen.

like EVER.

It's about beauty pageants.

The plot twists happen unbelievably fast.

And there is just so much going on that you just can't handle.

When you think the movie ends... It doesn't.

And when it ends you don't see it coming.

Like.

It was surreal.

It was AWESOME. Like probably my favorite comedy.

But I was sitting there next to Popcorn and we were just like.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

But the randomness didn't ruin the plot. In fact it made the movie that much more awesome.

But oh my lord.

There were SO MANY CRAZY BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENTS.

I'm still recovering...

But that movie was damn near perfect though.

Like it's humor was so incredibly dark. And light. but lots of really REALLY DARK.

It was so damn funny.

Another yesterday happened

"The Bird That You Can't See" by The Apples in Stereo

sigh yesterday...

Stuff went down. But I won't go into detail.

So instead I want to talk about a prospective fanfiction.

Nobody steal this idea

Actually I have so much homework it probably won't happen.

So somebody do it.

PLEASE.

PIIIIICTURE THIS!

meets

What if the Dragon Scale were actually like the Dr. Who phone booth.

But because Emmie and Max were so young they could only go to Dragon Land.

Now they are older.

AND SO ARE THE DRAGONS

is now

And yes the dragons are more aggressive but they don't know why.

So they use the dragon scale to traverse the multiverse trying to get the power needed to save their friends. 

They try collecting the Dragonballs. 

Freaking Difficult

They try gathering the Chaos Emeralds.

Also difficult

They learn that the transformation of their friends was caused by magic of some kind.

And that their dragon friends are being used in the Triwizard tournament.

So they infiltrate Hogwarts with the Dragon Scale and the investigation continues from there...

Damn.

SOMEBODY DO THIS.

PLEASE.

I AIN'T GOT THE TIME.

Soooing needle...

"Boom Boom Pow-Speedogang Mix"

It was the usual boom boom pow.

Nothing extraordinary happened.

BUT I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT AN EXTRODINARY DAILY OCCURRENCE.

So Daria and Peter Potter pioneered a new religion.

"Enlighten Me"

You see. They are TRASKOVIANS.

And their deity is the Goddess Heather Traska.

I sense your skepticism

Is it because the deity's a woman? Of course she is a woman. IT'S DARIA'S RELIGION.

Or is it because you don't know if there are any rules to be converted and to worship.

Let me break it down for you

Ok there are three degrees of Traska worship.

Part one: Conversion

dis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8ZJrfeohzU

and dis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXlM9gP1jhM

Now you're converted.

Part two: Going to Traskan Temple

Watch those everyday. That is the equivalent of going to the religious worship place. 

Part three: Prayer

Re-enact it.

Daily.

As melodramatically as possible.

(This step is for the incredibly devout Traskovian. Daria and Peter Potter are incredibly devout. They say their daily prayers.)

Me personally. I've been converted. But I don't go to Traskan Temple or say the Traskan prayers. So I'm a casually religious Traskovian. 

PS: If you want to achieve Priest status put the conversion medlies on your MP3 mobile device. Peter Potter did this and has achieved Priest status AND YOU CAN TOO if you so choose.

I felt I have done my religious duty.

Elder Rtyoyo: OUT!

GASP You're acting! Act Natural...

"Crazy in Love-Radio Edit" by Swing Republic

So I did the improvisational acting thing today.

Daria was my partner this time.

And we had the most awkward scene possible.

She was supposed to try to get me into a romantic relationship with her.

My objective was to friend zone her.

Like maintain the friendship, but don't agree to romance.

It was so awkward.

But it was natural.

And that's what really mattered. It was super believable.

So thumbs up to Daria!

It takes two to tango.

And I was able to let instinct take control.

It felt good.

So after that I had script analysis.

The dude went on a GIANT RANT about the play we read.

Now I have to read it again for Wednesday and mark it up with the contents of the rant.

I also have to work on making weird sounds in the mirror.

Yes I stalked people already.

Yes I read the new chapters.

OH I ALSO NEED TO BRING THE LINES AND THE 50 DOLLAR PHONE!

And I have to look at department stuff.

Yes I did my cardio. (Gurl I OVERDID my cardio)

I have to organize some stuffs.

Did this post just become my planner?

Yes it did...

This blog...

"The Cat Came Back-Bdd Remix" by Luca Lento

I missed Breaking Bad yesterday.

By accident.

I really have to catch up.

Like RIGHT NOW.

But I'll brief you on yesterday.

I did nothing.

Except check up on my homework.

And I hung with the usual Breakfast Club/Friends cast members.

I refer to the collective as either Friends or the Breakfast Club

So yeah.

I have to act improv today.

I also had to do it last class.

I really wasn't expecting to be called upon to act immediately.

I wasn't feeling all that brave

So I wasn't bold enough.

I didn't make enough decisions.

BUT TODAY I'M NOT GOING TO CARE. 

No really. 

"Turn It Off" actually applies here...

If you don't know the song "Turn It Off" then you better get on that.

I'm not the most Broadway savvy person and even I know it...

Yeah.

But I'm gonna let loose.

So I did stuff and stuff

"Glam (Electro-Swing Remix)" by Dimie Cat

Yesterday was very uneventful

I did homework.

I danced.

That was really it.

Yeah.

I had a lot of trouble finding places to dance.

There were vampires in the lounge all night.

and my roommates were present in our room.

So I was in quite a bind.

But hey.

I managed somehow.

So that was yesterday.

I wish it was more eventful. But hey. It is what it is.