Something bad happened...

"Shot You Down (Album Version) (Feat. Nancy Sinatra)" by Nancy Sinatra, Audio Bullys

I WAS SHOT DOWN.

You see my movement homework was to get a cardio workout and stretch as well.

I tried to read a script after the workout...

And I got to page 11.

BUT SUDDENLY.

Yah

I was out for 2 hours.

My brain was all like

LET'S DO THIS

In response my body was like

HAHano

And I was out cold for 2 hours

2 HOURS THAT I REALLY REALLY WANTED TO SPEND WORKING.

I have a lot of homework and a lot of time. 

I can't waste that time having energy to do my homework.

Wait that came out wrong.

Whatever. I have no class tomorrow. 

Or the next day.

So I gots time yo!

AND THE WORK WILL COMMENCE NOWWWW!!!

I apologize

"Kick-Ass Kung-Fu Carnival" by T + Pazolite


I'm kind of delirious.

Like I have a 3 hour math class from 7-10:00 PMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

YEAH.

P TO THE M.

I swear.

by 8:30.

I know I did. Puh.

And when it's over.

After sitting still for sooooo looooong.

To do the most arbitrary things.

My energy level is just...

HOOOPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

And I literally spent until 4 am yesterday in the lounge.

I was involved in the conversation.

I got Eminem Jr. to rap about eyebrows.

And Batgirl did some epic slam.

And when Daria left I got my headphones.

I didn't think the music devil would possess me.

But it did.

And I was totally lip-sync-dancing-being-crazy-in-da-corner-by-maself.

I also purred. Frequently.

Whatever

3 hour math does things to people.

Well. I have to go to the community thing now.

THEN I HAVE TO CATCH THAT WABBIT

I KNOW U DA WABBIT. DO BE HIDIN'!

So see you later.

Hopefully with less crazy noodles in my brain...

OMG I AM SOsoSOsoSOsoSOso Sorry!!!!

"What's a Girl Gotta Do?" by Basement Jaxx, Paloma Faith

LIFE HAS BEEN HECTIC.

I spent the last two days plundering the city looking for BOOOOOOOOKS.

BOOKS.
BOOKS.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOKZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Bookz

Bookz

Bookz

You see.

I have to read stuff.

And I don't have all the stuff I need to read.

ONE BOOK IN PARTICULAR HAS BEEN MY BUGS BUNNY.

BUT I SWEAR TO GOD. 

TODAY I WILL CATCH DAT WABBIT.

AND WHEN I DO.

OH OHOHOHO!!!!!!

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!

 

Now Yestah Day

"Cycle" by kors k

So hardcore techno represents yesterday perfectly because it was the first day of classes.

So I went to my Movement for Actors class. The Mormon is in that one with me. Which is pretty cool. And so is Otaku. (WOW all these new pseudonyms. I spit FIRE.)

Our homework was to take a bunch of selfies and run around the city looking for stuff.

I'm not lying though...

 OH YEAH I have to analyze the french toast too!

Wow this is very cryptic.

Anyways. After I wandered the city I had Super English.

BLACK ADAM IS IN MY ENGLISH CLASS!

SO IS PETER POTTER!

AND MARTINI!

For some reason that excites me.

There are a bunch of books I'll need. 

But I need to chill with buying too many things at once. So I'll get two books today and wait a little longer.

STRATEGY.

So after that I had dinner with Daria and Peter Potter and the Ray of God and others.

Then I hung in the lounge with Daria and The Mormon and Batgirl and Fall Swoop and Peter Potter and Alley Cat and Bare Bones showed up for a good 5 seconds.

I AM GOD OF ALL PSEUDONYMS

Then I slept.

I have so many cool pseudonyms now...

This will be a fun year.

ASAP DANCE TIME!

"Lights Go Down" by Basement Jaxx

I'm sorry I've been really busy as of late.

I like that term "as of late..."

It's classy.

Like Penguins.

Honestly, penguins are very classy.

Don't sass me Oprah

OK LET'S STAY ON TOPIC I HAVE A LOT TO DO.

So two days ago...

I did nothing.

I am so sorry.

I do nothing quite a lot.

BUT.

I did watch a movie with Peto, Black Adam, Sarah Tancredi, and Gus. (yes I made those up on the spot.)

It was called The Strangers.  

So this guy and this girl go to some relatively nice house. 

The guy proposes.

She's like.... 

No.

Then they get stalked by the ANBU Black Ops...

I'm not kidding. Masked Ninjas.

They get all paranoid reasonably..

and shoot their hope of rescue in the head.

Then they are tied to a chair a stabbed repeatedly in the stomach.

Like eww

And it ends with the woman screaming at some Mormon kids.

The movie made no sense. It was properly creepy. But WHY THE HELL WHERE THE KILLERS DOING WHAT THEY DID?

It's inspired by true events. 

So now I'm paranoid about what house I should purchase.

Like nope, I'm gonna have neighbors.

No people + No phone connection=Weird crap

And that was purrty much two days ago.

Did ALOTTA stuff yesterday

"Energy" by The Apples in Stereo

So I woke up relatively early for a change...

Then there was an excursion that I went on to the Museum of Moving Image in Queens NY.

IT WAS AWESOME.

There was so much awesome stuff there.

I had an excellent time with Martini and Alley Cat. 

No you haven't heard of them.

But they are pretty cool!

And we spent so much time GUSHING about the Breaking Bad exhibit.

YES. YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY.

i died and was reborn. dat exhibit...

I also ran into Obi Wan's close friend who I have totally met before at the wedding AND totally helped out during my WISE project.

When I got back I created a cookie empire.

I figured out how to live stream yesterday's episode of Breaking Bad

I bought tater tots!

In short

THIS PLACE IS AWESOME.

I still can't believe how unbelievable yesterday was.

Just.

Everything that I did.

Everything that happened.

I JUST...

WHAT A DAY!

Like I know NYC is a magical place.

But I underestimated its power.

TOPIC CHANGE:

My new roommate arrived last night. My first impression:

I dunno, he's pretty chill.

I want to talk more about how awesome yesterday was because it's still impacting me greatly.

Like. 

WOW.

Too bad I already told you everything...

Did I tell you I bought tater tots?

Yes I did...

OK. Well. I have a cookie empire to tend to sooooooo if you need me I'll be creepily grinning in the corner thinking about yesterday...

So yesterday.

"Tonight's Today" by Jack Penate

So I did basically nothing all day yesterday.

Why?

Well there were no interesting excursions.

Scratch that. There were a LOT of excursions.

But I wasn't interested in any of them.

(I'm going to the Museum of Moving Image today though... I'm super excited for that.)

I spent the whole daytime in my room on the computer.

It was like: 7 hours of internet surfing.

SEVEN. FREAKING. HOURS.

You see most of my friends are nocturnal.

So I was basically hanging with Daria and Peter Potter until around 2 AM

They like weren't even up at noon and but they woke up at like 4.

So I was with Daria watching PSAs.

Not exactly JUST watching. We were totally trying to analyze plot points.

We watched one about LSD with a screaming hot dog.

We watched one about police brutality and how to know your rights.

We (well, I) sat on a raft with a chicken for an hour and 13 seconds.

We watched a preview for a movie about a child and his epic battle with dirty socks.

We watched Winnie the Pooh characters get stalked relentlessly by Rabbit all through the magic woods.

We watched that girl with Dissociative Identity Disorder. AGAIN.

We laughed at handicapped people.

(You don't understand. It was some token Narm.)

We analyzed the whole plot arc of the Magic Bullet to Go infomercial.
They cook SO MUCH FREAKING FOOD.
BUT NOBODY EATS IT.

There was this guy.

Who was all like "My wife makes me chop the garlic"
So they shot it with a bullet.
Then he was like "Do onions. My wife makes me chop those too..."
So they did that.
In the middle of nowhere.
The cocky Australian Man cooked breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND DESSERT in 20 minutes.

Like. Do you honestly think a day's worth of food in 20 minutes is going to help anyone.

Plus he used a NEW BULLET every time.

Like. C'mon man. Bring a damn sink.

Basically we watched stuff go down...

AND I AM SO GLAD TO HAVE FOUND ANOTHER TROPER!

We are a rare and uncommon breed if sapien

So that was pretty much yesterday.

I'm going to the MOVIE MUSEUM TODAY!!!

I'll get back to this after I go.

You have my word.