Happy Anniversary Maw and Paw!

"Circle of Life" by Viva Vox

This was their wedding song.

Yes. I know my parents are awesome.

I had to stay behind to babysit today while they went out on a movie-date.

I didn't mind.

It was their ANNIVERSARY for cryin' out loud!

I was planning on legitimately packing too.

And usually I'm in a fuss when my plans aren't achieved.

But Packing can always wait.

Tomorrow, the day before I leave, I'm gonna do it!

WOW that isn't last minute or anything.

YEP. TOMORROW'S PREPARATION DAY.

So I need to go prepare to prepare right now.

Sorry there are no gifs, but they didn't seem needed at this particular moment in time.

(Or I'm just too lazy to go surfing through tumblr for them, you decide.)

Just your average makeupforyesterday post.

"Sweet Sugar Swing" by Lyre Le Temps

GAH.

I didn't do much yesterday.

But I did do SOMETHING that was out of the ordinary.

I cooked shrimp scampi.

Sweet muffins I feel FANCEH!

I mean sure, I didn't have to skin the shrimp or remove the tail or make a homemade sauce.

But hey, I did a great job and it was my first time...

I have this eerie feeling that I will be cooking for my roommates.

I leave in 2 DAYS.

TWO.

DAYS.

I'm sorry. Not much is computing.

I enjoy cooking a lot. 

I'm very happy my dorm has a kitchen.

I'll be able to make deliciousness happen.

(on a limited budget but still... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!)

And I'll be seeing other people my age.

After a LOOOONG summer with no face-to-face teen action.

Change.

It's exciting.

It's terrifying.

And it is beautiful. I CAN'T WAIT!

OK. So I did a lot today.

"Transformer" by Gnarls Barkley

So my family DID end up spending the night yesterday.

So I had to sleep in the basement.

The dark, buggy basement.

I'm constantly on edge at night.

I ended up sleeping pretty well though.

That might have been because I was too tired to be fearful.

So I woke up and immediately began playing video games with Whiney and Z-MAN! (my cousin)

He finally passed the sore loser phase.

There are lots of adult gamers who still haven't passed that phase.

Like seriously.

Chill.

It's just a game, God.

After the fam departed I had to attend a social interrogation party.

Everybody there was either a child or had AT LEAST a 7 year gap in age with me.

I'm 18. So it's EXTREMELY wide for me.

You know I wouldn't even call it a party. Nobody DID anything (excluding the kiddies. because, well, they're kiddies.)

When I think party I think

LASER TAG. THAT'S A PARTY.

I don't think about

How is this a party? Please. Explain.

Everybody was just standing around talking and sipping on margaritas.

How can you adult people talk for so long?

When are the activities?

And again I couldn't talk about topics like "my kids" or "my taxes" or "my wife" because I have none of those things.

EVERY CONVERSATION WAS ABOUT COLLEGE.

EVERY. SINGLE ONE.

AND EVERY PERSON AT THE PARTY APPROACHED ME INDIVIDUALLY TO ASK ABOUT COLLEGE.

Socializing is sooooo tedious.

But hey. 

Everyone there was incredibly nice and friendly.

I felt somewhat comfortable.

Somewhat.

Bean was totally in her element. 

Trying to run into the street.

Trying to run into the woods.

Stealing the bowl of chips.

DIGGING IN THE TRASH for popcorn.

I'm so used to this crap.

So I guess she kept me busy...

I HAVEEEEE A TOPIIIIIIIICAAAAA!!

"Fascination MAXX" by Naoki Maeda

Prepare to have your mind blown out of the water.

I'm holding an ax right now.

It's labeled "philosophy."

And I am about to jam it right into your cranium.

I'm serious.

You're gonna need a straight jacket by the time I'm done with you.

Ok. You ready?

I'm taking that as a hell yeah.

Alright. So I was on stumbleupon.com (If you don't use this website you fail in internet.)

And discovered the philosophical theory of fictional reality

Let me explain.

And fictional reality is the theory that the characters and settings we imagine in THIS universe actually exist in a different universe.

That means Spongebob could very much be REAL. We just have no way of contacting him.

But wait there's more!

That could also mean that WE are imagined from some other universe

Not just us. The history of time itself.

But wait there's MORE!

Nobody alive knows what happens after death.

But reincarnation is a possibility

So that means that the people who died in OUR universe could be reincarnated in a different universe.

Possibly one that WE imagined.

I KNOW RIGHT????

So you die.

And then you're reincarnated as Smurfette.

And you and the other Smurfs watch TV in your spare time.

And you like to watch this reality show

Titled: RTYOYO'S WORLD OF INSANITY.

That's pretty wild

And then we could maybe take this FURTHER.

UFO sightings, ghosts, paranormal stuffs.

That could be a result of the multiverse slipping up.

I know. I'm completely DONE too.

So hey, one of my blog posts could make the front page of The Daily Prophet in an alternate reality version of the Harry Potter series.

Hell, I could be HARRY in an alternate universe!

 

No. I lack the pure sass.

URK. NOTHING MAJOR HAPPENED TODAY

"ummjapanesestuff-Don't be in a Sulk" by Penguins Project

Yeah. A lax Japan song. That's how much this post matters.

I'm so tried.

I need sleep.

I'm too lazy to even add any gifs.

This post is just a place holder. But unlike my other placeholderposts it's gonna be incredibly shozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...


(My Grandmother and cousin are coming tomorrow. There you will get the goods.)

Revolutionary Proceedings

"Spider-Man Theme" by Ugress

I feel supa mocha right now.

Why?

Because I have a poetry blog.

What ever you say Lindsay.

(LET'S JUST SIT AND ADMIRE THE IRONY FOR A MOMENT.)

Ok. 

But really.

I kind of feel like I need a set of bongos and a cup of Starbucks.

Actually I don't. I lied.

My poems are deliberately terrible.

But even so, there is something about poetry that reveals truths not commonly found in prose.

But most of the time it's just pishposh.

This is the link to my poetry blog:

 http://thecomicpoetguy.tumblr.com/

Proceed with caution. They are pretty silly.

I don't know what inspired me to create a poetry tumblr.

I guess my thought process was

"I WANT TO DO SOMETHING SILLY THAT IS REPEATABLE."

So I guess that manifested as tumblr poetry.

And tumblr poetry is pretty silly as is. The "good" tumblr poems don't even make sense because there are waaaaaaaay too many adjectives.

I avoid that. I tend to tell it as it is.

So the car stuff

"Super Samurai" by Jun

Spotify is probably never going to fix the Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party music because I probably make up 70 percent of the people who listen to that on Spotify.

Anyways.

I GOT MY LICENSE!

Yes!

Honestly. That was my singular goal for the summer.

Well... other than the whole "be ready for college" thing.

I'm leaving for college in a week.

A FREAKING WEEK.

It's very surreal.

Wait this post is supposed to be about my license getting journey!

Honestly, do you really want me to put your though the torture of the DMV?

Well here it is.

I just totally summed up the DMV right there for yah.

The test is all about knowing your boat smarts and following directions.

The first two times (NY doesn't count. That lady had an unreasonable hatred for me and we drove in the slush and I was terrified.) I failed because I didn't use my boat smarts.

But this time I did.

I won't really NEED my license for the next 4 years because college is in NYC...

But it feels good to have it.

I overestimated the feeling of having it.

I thought it would be like this

I SUMMON THE POWER

(Dumbledore is totally the Dormammu of the wizarding world...)

But it felt more like a thumbs up.

Driving experience is accumulated. You can't just summon the ability to drive.

Having the freedom to drive anywhere when I need to doesn't make me a better driver. It's just gives me permission to drive.

So yah.